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This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!" - Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
- Forecats for tomorrow?
- This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
- Let me whisper something very important in your ear.
- I just want more pumpkin
- Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
- Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
- It's hot in here. Or is it just me?
- I wouldn't trust you running a bath
