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I just want more pumpkin - Dear Lord
- My gran could do better!
- I wouldn't trust you running a bath
- This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
- This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
- I am 40 years of age and I've never ever ever
- Salmonella is not an ingridient.
- This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!"
- Hey panini head, are you listening to me?
