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My gran could do better! -
You give me them anaemic bits of shit -
It looks like two poodle's penises -
You hurt my friend's feelings. -
I wouldn't trust you running a bath -
Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate? -
Dear Lord -
Salmonella is not an ingridient. -
Hey panini head, are you listening to me? -
Sleepy, Dopey, and Grumpy.