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This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him! - You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY!
- I am 40 years of age and I've never ever ever
- It looks like two poodle's penises
- This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.
- Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
- This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
- Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
- What do you want, a fucking medal?
- This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!"
