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Are you some sort of house-kitchen Hannibal Lecter? - What are you
- If you think I'm going to marry a chef,
- Give it to her in bed
- The only man who would ever tell a woman to get out of the kitchen.
- This lamb is so undercooked a Swedish man could make love to it!
- You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate!
- This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school!
- This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested.
- There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.
- This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo!
- The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it!
- There’s more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick.
- The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata.
- Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.
- What are you? An idiot sandwich.
- Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
- This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
- SHUT IT!
