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Abbott Elementary The funniest Quotes & GIFs

  • Back up!

    JanineIf you don't back up off of me with that uptown fade looking like Oscar Proud.
    Uh-uh, uh-uh. Were you tryna dance with my man?
    JanineUh, was you tryna get in my face, bitch? Back up!
    JanineYeah, better had.

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  • Couples costume, it's fun

    Jacob5 years ago, these halls were graced with the presence of one Gregory Eddie.
    GregorySpeed up the story.
    JacobI felt an immediate bond and I asked if he wanted to do matching costumes for Halloween.
    GregoryAnd I, thinking I would never see this person ever again, said "Sure, in five years."
    JacobSo I put a reminder in my phone for five years, and voila, couples costume!
    GregoryIt's fun.

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  • Stage three, self-destruction

    AvaAll men handle being proven wrong the same way.
    AvaStage one, rewrite history.
    AvaStage two, double down.
    AvaAnd my favorite, stage three, self-destruction.

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