Jake Peralta Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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You don't have to sign your name on texts
JakeYou don't have to sign your name on texts.CaptainDear Jake, Suggestion noted. Sincerely, Raymond Holt. -
I came alone!
JakeI came alone! Title of my sextape. -
Now its my turn to bail him out
JakeIt should just be me. It's my fault that Murphy is after Kevin. Captain Holt bailed me out now its my turn to bail him out. We have this whole tit for that thing going, and its my time to tit. -
Celebrate good times come on!
JakeJake wins Amy looses. -
Maybe it's not too late to get out of here.
JakeMaybe it's not too late to get out of here. We could start a new life in the country, maybe open a small bookstore.AmyHow dare you tempt me with a small bookstore. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump
CaptainOne is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?JakeThis one's the dump.CaptainThey're both your locker!-
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NYPD! Everyone down!
JakeNYPD! Everyone down! Ma'am, if you could just get down, or… ignore me and continue shopping. How are you still here?! -
Jake Peralta’s romance game is strong
FloristSo, we can wrap it in silk, or, for a more rustic feel burlap.JakeOh that's neat, but we want these nups to be toit.FloristExcuse me?JakeCould we wrap the flowers in \"New York Times\" crossword puzzles from key dates in our lives? You'd make a decent prostitute
GinaYou'd make a decent prostitute.JakeI'd make an amazing prostitute.-
What has three thumbs and just made another arrest?
JakeHey, Hey. What has three thumbs and just made another arrest? This guy! It doesn't work if you don't put your thumb up. Thank you!-
