Jake Peralta Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Title of your sextape
AmyI hope it wasnt't a mistake.Jake"I hope it wasn't a mistake", title of your sex tape? Title of OUR sex tape! -
Great. Who are we killing?
JakeWe need your help.AdrianGreat. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick. -
I will forget who you are
JakeIf I don't see you everyday I will forget who you are. I'm like a goldfish! -
She's probably gonna write a song about me.
JakeI was detained once by Taylor Swift's security team. But it was a misunderstanding. She's probably gonna write a song about me. -
I don't think another drink is gonna help
JakeI don't think another drink is gonna help. I think having a lot more drinks might help. -
I love Amy Santiago
JakeI love Amy Santiago!!! We're gonna take each other's names! -
It's hard to not say a really corny thing right now
AmyIt's hard to not say a really corny thing right now about how everything is a honeymoon with you.JakeAwww. Although, technically you did just say it, which is very embarrassing for you. -
Okay little friend, let's get you home
JakeOkay little friend, let's get you home. No. Oh god. It flew right into the fan. -
Let's get all up on his personal space
CaptainLet's get all up on his personal space. Make him feel uncomfortable.JakeOkay, fine. Let's get intimate. -
How can he?
DougHe said he doesn't watch Stranger Things.JakeThis guy is the worst.