- Salmonella is not an ingridient.
- This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
- You hurt my friend's feelings.
- That's our thin crust.
- Don’t stare at me, Mary!
- This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
- I wish you’d jump in the oven.
- Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
- It's hot in here. Or is it just me?