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SHUT IT!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
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This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
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Hey panini head, are you listening to me?
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I am 40 years of age and I've never ever ever
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Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
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Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.
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The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata.