Deacon Quotes from What We Do in the Shadows
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You are not Twilight
NickTwilight!DeaconShut up, Nick! You are not Twilight.NandorI'm going to sprinkle glitter on my face and on my body. Like Twilight. -
Vampires don't do dishes!
DeaconVampires don't do dishes!DeaconThis is bullshit.