Amy Santiago Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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  You're going to ace this test

  JakeYou're going to ace this test.

  AmyYou think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

  JakeI disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

  AmyThat was big. I was really proud of you

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  So, tell us about the venue.

  AmyOh, well, there\'s not much to tell other than it\'s a gorgeous mansion!

  JakeBig ol\' house!

  AmyWith a professional kitchen.

  JakeChop-chop, y\'all! - Ooh.

  AmyA private library for the ceremony.

  JakeMy girl loves books!

  AmySeven bathrooms!

  JakeNo lines, ladies!

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  Kinky Amy

  JakeAll right, what I’m about to say will make you very horny, but you have to try and remember that we’re still at work. Do you want me to quiz you?

  AmyOh, God, yes.

  JakeAmy, don’t act weird when I say this, but we’re gonna need to use the binder.

  AmyOh, mama.

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