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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.”

    Dear frozen yogurt

    RonDear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.

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