The Good Place Quotes & GIFs
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Tahani is hilarious“I scratched it off, and I won $18,000! Wow! That's amazing! Better luck next time.”
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Me socializing“I just don't think the group thing is for me. I'm better when it's one-on-one. And we're both looking at our phones.”
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Truer words never spoken“Humans only live 80 years and they spend so much of their time just waiting for things to be over.”
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Do you know all the slang words the Kardashians invented?“I once got 12 out of 12 on a buzzfeed quiz called "Do you know all the slang words the Kardashians invented?"”
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I am a trash bag from Arizona.“Which is saying something. Our biggest exports are racist Sheriffs and HPV.”
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Compassion for f*!# Sake“Will you be okay after i leave? This will not affect me in any way.”
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I know that feeling“It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.”
- Real pros dude
“What the? Oh, man. We got robbed! They took the walls, they took the floors, and we were standing here the whole time? These guys are good.”
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I do“Wanna hear about a cool cloud i saw?”
- Middle Aged and ready to fail
“I took the form of a 45-year-old white man for a reason. I can only fail up.”
“Yeah, and we’re an Arizona dirt bag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.”
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Do you have a sec?“Do you have a second to eat my farts?”
“You’re pulling an Eleanor. Posting my cousin’s credit card number on Reddit because she said I looked tired? I forgot I did that.”
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- This is a real low point
“I know this sounds crazy, but i think we’re in the bad place. Jason figured it out?! Jason?! This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.”
- Sure you were
“I wasn’t a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.”
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I would rather not have been aware of this.“All humans are aware of death, so we're all a little bit sad, all the time.”
