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If I had to have a stripper's name - Look, a clock.
- The Ron Swanson book club.
- Are you a couple?
- I've never taken the high road.
- Dear frozen yogurt
- Do we have to sit like this?
- I'm making a mac and cheese pizza.
- I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
- There are no consequences to my actions
- Hello shrimp!
- Don't worry, babe, I'll protect you.
- And you can trust me.
- I was completely flustered.
- One time my refrigerator stopped working
- Look, I don't have a lot of time.
- On my side, I have facts, science, and reason.
- You spent over $1,000 last year
- You know what makes a good person good?
- Yes, I am a hunter.
