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  • Jennifer Barkley in Parks and Recreation: “And you can trust me. Because I don't care enough about you to lie.”

    And you can trust me.

    JenniferAnd you can trust me. Because I don't care enough about you to lie.

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  • Ned Jones and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “Look, I don't have a lot of time. Oh, God. I'm so sorry. Is it... cancer?” Look, I don't have a lot of time.
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  • Cathy in Parks and Recreation: “School is out in two weeks. What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I live?” School is out in two weeks.
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  • Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “Oh, babe! You had a crush on me! That's embarrassing. We're married. Still...” You had a crush on me!
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it.” If humans could fly we'd consider it exercise
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.” I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Technically we're all half centaur.” Technically we're all half centaur.
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