Man with a Plan
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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You can't put a price on that smile
AdamYou can't put a price on that smile.JoeAnd yet somehow you did. -
Should i be worried?
AdamAndi said she didn't want a gift, so I didn't get her one. But then she got me one. Should i be worried?JoeYou should be changing your name and moving to Canada. -
Happens sooner than you would think
EmmeDon't worry.. You can still beat Teddy. -
Don't hate the player
BeverlyTell me more about this girl from Atlantic City.JoeHoney, don't you worry about who else played the game. You won the prize. -
Oh no, she's got lice
AdamOh no, she's got lice.DonHold on, maybe she's coming up with an idea.AdamMust be a real brainstormer. -
About problems behind problems
AndiI'm just saying there might be a problem behind the problem.AdamThe problem is they're lazy. The problem behind the problem is they're boneheads! -
No he didn't
TeddyCapisce?AdamDid he just capisce me? -
The silver Fox strikes again
AndiOh, and you don't have to worry about Sophia anymore. You will never see her again.KateReally? What happened?AndiShe hit on your dad. -
Listen to me, i am not kidding
AdamI am telling you. This girl is well on her way to killing you, and making me give her babies. -
It's all good now
AndiYes Adam, there was a time when i didn't want a young, hot girl hanging around my husband. But it's fine now.