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People make fun of the guy who stays home every night
Why is the Earth round?
There are so many great things
It's not legendary unless
Everyone's got some baggage
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing.
If I could nail any celebrity
You want to talk about my top five?
No
I used to be in such a hurry all the time.
I realized that I'm searching
There's a third option
You'll love again someday
They're six minutes into the date.
Did you want me to kiss you?
You dumped a porn star?
Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect
What color are her eyes?
I'm pregnant.
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