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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “You dumped a porn star? Friendship over!”

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  • Blahblah, Robin Scherbatsky and Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “Robin, how did you and Barney meet? No, no, no. No, no, no, no... No.” No
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  • Barney Stinson and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “Robin, just... I appreciate your help, but there's a reason your name is Robin, not Batman.” I appreciate your help
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “Why is the Earth round? Why does the sun come up in the morning? What do I do for a living?” Why is the Earth round?
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “You'll love again someday, because time will heal a broken heart. But not that bitch's window.” You'll love again someday
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “Think of me as Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro.” Think of me as Yoda.
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “I realized that I'm searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what?” I realized that I'm searching
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