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A lie is just a great story - When I let a day go by without talking to you
- I'm such a mess, why do you even like me?
- I appreciate your help
- I can't do this anymore.
- Just be yourself. Say something nice.
- You live in Ohio, right?
- Think of me as Yoda.
- You're staring at my boobs.
- The worst thing about texting is that once you send it
- You can't get over a woman until
- Do you wanna have dinner with me?
- I'm pregnant.
- What color are her eyes?
- Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect
- You dumped a porn star?
- Did you want me to kiss you?
- They're six minutes into the date.
- You'll love again someday
- There's a third option
