Jean-Philippe FacebookTwitter It's hot in here. Or is it just me? FacebookTwitter I wish you’d jump in the oven. FacebookTwitter This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap. FacebookTwitter Don’t stare at me, Mary! FacebookTwitter You hurt my friend's feelings. FacebookTwitter This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him! FacebookTwitter Salmonella is not an ingridient. FacebookTwitter Let me whisper something very important in your ear. FacebookTwitter You give me them anaemic bits of shit FacebookTwitter You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY! FacebookTwitter This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!" FacebookTwitter What do you want, a fucking medal? FacebookTwitter This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy. FacebookTwitter I just want more pumpkin FacebookTwitter2