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- Adults don't care about their birthdays
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Something I can't tell my twin girls apart - Nicotine patches!
- I'm not above using a little flirtation to get what I want.
- Just because you wanna do something doesn't mean you get to do it.
- Are we still on for the polar bear swim tonight?
- I need a top secret favor.
- Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?
- Gina got me a "get better soon" card.
- All you need is love.
- If you ever feel special just remember
- What's the worst pet to have?
- It's not my fault
- I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
- I'm quick at math.
- I'm a feminist.
- The only thing that you got right is my little curl
- I can't help it. I'm proud of you.
