Ron Swanson Quotes from Parks and Recreation

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  Classic Ron

  RonOf all my coworkers he is one of a small number whom I do not actively root against. There I go getting all sappy again.

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  Ron about Veganism

  RonVeganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

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  Do you exercise?

  AnnDo you exercise?

  RonYes. Lovemaking and woodworking.

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  There's only one thing I hate more than lying

  RonThere's only one thing I hate more than lying, skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.

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  I found all three differences.

  AndyRon, look. I found all three differences.

  RonThose are two completely different pictures.

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  I am not a sore loser.

  RonI am not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win, and when I don't I get furious.

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  Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat

  RonAny dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.

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  I have a permit.

  RonNot to worry. I have a permit.

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  Never half ass two things.

  RonNever half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.

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• He is so crazy 😂

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