Jared Dunn Quotes
10 gags from Silicon Valley
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This guy fucks.
JaredThis guy fucks. -
It's about friendship
JaredThen I'll go find some hoes to prioritize behind you.ErlichAre you trying to say "Bros before hoes"?JaredIt's sexist, but it's about friendship. -
I think he was spot on. What do yo think?
JaredMy uncle used to say, "You look like someone starved a virgin to death." -
It's about friendship
Jared"Bros before hoes". It's sexist, but it's about friendship. -
Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet...
JaredPornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage.Erlich28 when I'm on it. -
Hey Bro
DineshI just donated $5,000 to my cousins Wajeed's Kickstarter campaign. He's trying to get an app called...Bro off the ground.JaredBro? It's a messaging app that lets you send the word "Bro".BertramSo, it's exactly like the "Yo" app.DineshYes, but less original.JaredOh, here it is..."Bro to Bro is a noe-bit communication messanger, "the fastest way to speak your mind."DineshAs long as what's on your mind is the word "bro". -
Who said anything about respectable?
JaredWe have already been turned down by every respectable VC in town.RichardWho said anything about respectable?RussFuck yes I wanna talk business. What's the play? Let's fuck this thing right in the pu$$y. -
Fuck you! Fuck you!
JaredAwesome.BertramFuck you! Fuck you! -
It's not a joke
JaredWhen Dinesh calls me retarded Frankenstein, or he describes me as AIDS pady...or Gilfoyle refers to me as a effeminate K.D. Lang...I know this is a joke among friends.DineshIt's not a joke.BertramWe are not friends.JaredSee? It's hilarious! -
We were bros.
JaredWe were bros.