Dinesh Chugtai Quotes
10 gags from Silicon Valley
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I'm out of my relationship
DineshI'm out of my relationship.BertramYou raided out your girlfriend to the FBI to break up with her?DineshI'll never tell, but yes I did. -
He wouldn't come after me personally
DineshI thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something.BertramYeah, that makes sense. You were worried sick about the wrath of a bloated and inept bureaucracy, but feel totally comfortable having crossed a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlmited funds.DineshShut up. Gavin wouldn't come after me personally.BertramI think you might be the first Pakistani man to be killed by a drone inside the United States. -
Hey Bro
DineshI just donated $5,000 to my cousins Wajeed's Kickstarter campaign. He's trying to get an app called...Bro off the ground.JaredBro? It's a messaging app that lets you send the word "Bro".BertramSo, it's exactly like the "Yo" app.DineshYes, but less original.JaredOh, here it is..."Bro to Bro is a noe-bit communication messanger, "the fastest way to speak your mind."DineshAs long as what's on your mind is the word "bro". -
Did it cost $100?
BertramCars depreciate 10% as soon as they fall of the truck. So if the card costs $100, well you just lost $10. Did it cost $100? Or More? -
I'll do it for you
DineshI'll never underestimate my talents again.BertramDon't worry, I'll continue to do it for you. -
Not if I destroy him first
MiaThere's a computer in the library that's not supervised on Sundays. I think if I can pull library duty, I'll be able to sneak on and track down whoever ratted me out. I am going to destroy that motherfucker.DineshNot if I destroy him first. Excuse me. What's your policy on anonymous tips? -
I thought I'd have to answer to Congress
DineshI thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something.BertramYeah, that makes sense. You were worried sick about the wrath of a bloated and inept bureaucracy, but feel totally comfortable having crossed a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlmited funds.DineshShut up. Gavin wouldn't come after me personally.BertramI think you might be the first Pakistani man to be killed by a drone inside the United States. -
You've been busy
DineshI was CEO for 11 days, and in that time I violated the rights of 50,000 little girs, exposes them to sexual predators...and raked up fine the size of a small nation's GDP.RichardYeah...and I threw up in my pants! -
It's not a joke
JaredWhen Dinesh calls me retarded Frankenstein, or he describes me as AIDS pady...or Gilfoyle refers to me as a effeminate K.D. Lang...I know this is a joke among friends.DineshIt's not a joke.BertramWe are not friends.JaredSee? It's hilarious! -
What about that time I got a bulls eye and yelled...
DineshWhat about that time I got a bulls eye and yelled out "Bazinga!", and you said okay. You can't fake enthusiasm like that.