Elaine Benes Quotes from Seinfeld

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  And she is still single

  ElaineI once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.

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  Girls wouldn't do that

  JerryWhat about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

  ElaineFake, fake, fake, fake.

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  You are never too young

  ElaineAren't you too young to be bitter?

  CynthiaNo, you can be young and bitter.

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  You'd really like him.

  ElaineYou'd really like him.

  JerryWhy do people always say that? I hate everyone why would I like him?

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  A wedding? There's a lot of people to mock.

  ElaineA wedding?

  JerryThere's a lot of people to mock.

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