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Nothing's more hateful than failing to protect the one you love. - I’m not insane ... my mother had me tested!
- Good news i guess.
- In my day a woman was judged
- Chandler lol
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Something I can't tell my twin girls apart -
Nicotine patches! -
I'm not above using a little flirtation to get what I want. -
Just because you wanna do something doesn't mean you get to do it. -
Are we still on for the polar bear swim tonight? -
I need a top secret favor. -
Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"? -
Gina got me a "get better soon" card. -
All you need is love. -
If you ever feel special just remember -
What's the worst pet to have? -
It's not my fault -
I only feel one emotion and it's anger. -
I'm quick at math. -
I'm a feminist.