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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “So, you know in horror movies when the girl's like, Oh, my God. There's something in the basement.” Oh, my God. There's something in the basement
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right...” A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who does yoga.” History of mental illness?
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  • Violet Harmon and Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I love you, Tate. But I can't forgive you. Go away, Tate. No, no, don't do this. Go away!” I love you, Tate. But I can't forgive you.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Phil’s-Osophy. A hardbound collection of all the life lessons i’ve learned.” A hardbound collection
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “The IRS combines two of the things we hate the most in life: someone taking our money and math.” The IRS combines two things
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me? It means I wish you weren't going.” What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?
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  • Leo Markus and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I thought two bottles per person was going to be enough. Maybe if we were in high school.” I thought two bottles per person was going to be enough.
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  • Rachel Green and Chandler Bing in Friends: “And hey, just so you know. It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!” Just so you know
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Hey! Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.” Kind of
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  • Gavin Belson and Maggie Lewis in Silicon Valley: “Is this Windows Vista bad? It's not IPhone 4 bad...is it? Don't tell me this is Zune bad...” Is this Windows Vista bad?
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  • Doctor and Richard Hendricks in Silicon Valley: “I would tell you not to have sex before then, but lets face it. Lightning ain't gonna strike...” Savage
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  • Jake Peralta, Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Gina's picking Hold up at the airport, and she told me she can stall him for at...” She told me she can stall him for at least two hours.
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  • Jason Mendoza and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin. Penguins are real.” We can get mythical animals?
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  • Sam Winchester and Charlie Bradbury in Supernatural: “The medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.” The pornstar?!
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  • Hayden McClaine and Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “She'll never talk to you again. I'll wait. Forever, if I have to.” She'll never talk to you again.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I'm a mess. I can't sleep. I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song.” I'm a mess.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toe boot.” That sounds delicious
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  • Ross Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum. Without me?” How can you?
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  • Jared Dunn and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage. 28 when I'm on it.” Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage
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