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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Let me tell you, if you're a guy and you ask for the doggy bag on a date you might as well have them just wrap up...”

    Jerry on doggy bags on dates

    JerryLet me tell you, if you're a guy and you ask for the doggy bag on a date you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too. You're not gonna be needing those for a while either.

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