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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer in Seinfeld: “Are you reading my VCR manual? Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.”

    Are you reading my VCR manual?

    JerryAre you reading my VCR manual?
    KramerWell, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.

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