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Berta is not holding back
You do the best you can to raise them
That's your big secret?
Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
If you love someone, you have to let them go
You know what the problem is?
I feel for you.
Alcohol is poison.
Never, ever, ever again.
Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
Can you put sunblock on my back?
What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
I understand
You smell like strawberries.
I thought I'd visit the people I love.
I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.Sorry. Registration is not allowed in this site.