The funniest South Park quotes, GIFs and memes.
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This is how Gen X handles shit
RandyWell, how about we just handle this old-school?RandyThis is how Gen X handles shit, you little fucking bitch!Mr.Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Break it up. Break it up!RandyLook at your fucking face now!Mr.That's it! You're goin' to the principal's office!RandyOh, I'm sorry, I thought this was South America!RandyIsn't this South America? I'm sorry, I thought this was South America! -
Good one, Chunk!
RandyAll right, Goonies, this is the place.EricDude, Stan, why does your dad keep talking about gooning?RandyGood one, Chunk!EricYou call me "Chunk" again, I'll kick you in the nuts. -
You got swindled by a fat con man
CraigOh, shit, I forgot our anniversary, didn't I?TweekIt's OK, Craig.CraigNo, it's not. You make me happier than anyone in the world. I don't know what happened to me.TweekI do. You got swindled by a fat con man who played into your anxieties. And then that played into mine.TweekBut I'm gonna be hopeful about our future. -
What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
ChefHello there, children!StanChef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?ChefGoodbye!