Craig Tucker Quotes from South Park

  • You got swindled by a fat con man

    CraigOh, shit, I forgot our anniversary, didn't I?
    TweekIt's OK, Craig.
    CraigNo, it's not. You make me happier than anyone in the world. I don't know what happened to me.
    TweekI do. You got swindled by a fat con man who played into your anxieties. And then that played into mine.
    TweekBut I'm gonna be hopeful about our future.

    #South Park

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