Kevin can wait Quotes & GIFs: The Funniest Moments

The funniest Kevin can wait quotes, GIFs and memes, starring Kevin Gable, Donna Gable, Chale Witt and Vanessa Cellucci. 24 gags, voted by fans: Hot shows the most upvoted, Fresh the newest, Top 10 the best-of lists.

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I'm about to show you something
ChaleI'm about to show you something that i haven't shown anyone in this country.
KevinA paycheck?
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That would be great
DonnaIf the leaves in the frontyard got raked up, that would be great.
KevinOh, that would be unbelievable.
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We got unity
KevinWe have got unity back here. Alone we are just single fingers, but together we bowl up into a fist, a fist of power.
SalesHey Gable, Jerry called in sick. Do you want a shot at sales?
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Obviously, I am the thumb
KevinObviously, I am the thumb.
VanessaYeah, because you are the shortest and fattest.
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Muscle milk protein powder
DonnaWe got charged 90 bucks for four tubs of muscle milk protein powder.
KevinThat was me. I was watching Rocky III and got all fired up.
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I'll pay for your flight back
KevinIf it's any consolation, I'll pay for your flight back to England.
KendraDad, we're not breaking up.
KevinOffer still stands.
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Hey guys, quick update
KevinHey guys, quick update. I am already two burgers in, and there is really no sign of me slowing down. I think we have to rethink the burger fractions.
DonnaWe don't have time to eat anyway.
KevinThank God, because i ate all of them.
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I am going to marry her
KevinAnd i said, 'That girl right there - I am going to marry her' And then i thought. 'Nah, I'm going for the tall, skinny one instead'
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I thrive in this environment
KevinI will ride it 116 times. I thrive in this environment. I'm not afraid.
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Why do we need new friends?
KevinWhy do we need new friends? Isn't that kind of like a slap in the face to the friends we already have? You know, kind of like we're saying "you know what, we thought about it and you're not good enough."
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I appreciate your honesty.
JackI am not really a quarterback. In fact I am not even on the team.
GirlI appreciate your honesty.
JackWhat just happened?
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I train in cycles
KevinI train in cycles, and right now I am in a hibernation phase.
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80s kids will understand
KevinBucket List complete.
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I'll take another one
CindyI'll take another one.
ChaleAlready?
CindyI got seven kids and a giant husband with sleep apnea. Bottom line, This glass never gets empty.
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I know that face
PoliceHey, I know that face. Gable.
KevinHey do me a favor. Let's just keep this between us. Okay?
PoliceAbsolutely. [camera clicks]
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Hello, I am Chale
KevinThe man you are about to meet is a losers's loser. He lives in a garage much like say a lawn mower or like an old pair of skis.
DonnaWell move around a little.
ChaleHello, I am Chale.
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So you have a fat sister
KevinSo you have a fat sister. Who cares?
KendraWhoa. Your sister is huge.
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You know what our mistake was?
KevinYou know what our mistake was? We put all our friend eggs in one basket.
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Sale off
KevinAhhh, that's a belly burner.
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Two words
KevinTwo words. Lasagna.
DonnaOkay. that's one word.
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