Keeping Up with the Kardashians The funniest Quotes & GIFs

KhloeThat's so sad that you guys have to be pregnant for me to be the thin one.

ScottYou look like a little Colombian drug lord's wife. And I like that.

KimDid you guys know I’m the most Googled person this week?

ScottI had to make quite a bit of changes to get along with everyone in the Kardashian clan. You know, one wasn't cheap. I had to surgically remove my penis.

KimLook at how skinny I was. I'll start tomorrow.

KourtneyThis is our last time with Mase as an only child.

KhloeJust knowing you're a bad ass bitch is just all what life is about.

ScottYou know, I’ve realized that I’m probably just perfect and it’s everybody else around me that’s got issues.

ScottHow old are you? 17. What do you look like? 25

ScottThat’s right, you want the lips to almost touch your nose.

KrisYou kind of look like My little Pony meets Katy Perry.

KhloeI'm so thankful for Kim Kardashian west because without her this family vacay wouldn't have happened.

KhloeKim, you look like such a lady today!

KourtneyYou know what I’ve been thinking about?

ScottWho keeps anal beads in the stove?!

KrisA lie detector test? I'll take any kind of a damn test you want me to take.

KourtneyWoo! The subway!

KourtneyEnough about my weight. Let’s go eat some dinner

ScottKim is in my house, running around with this little red wig. She honestly looks like Chucky and is scaring the hell outta my child.