Keeping Up with the Kardashians The funniest Quotes & GIFs

KendallI went to a 2000s party last night it was so fun.

NorthWhy are there lots of people every day taking pictures of us?

KourtneyWe are doing more like soul searching.. like tanning.

KrisWho would you like to thank?

When you're done praying for more patience so now you pray for everyone to go away.

KourtneyWe broke up the day before. It just was too much. It was so many "too much's".

KimI’m so annoyed, I got this stroller and I’m trying to put it together.

KimReally?

ScottI don't even think she knows what gluten is! I don't, do you?

ScottDoes anybody?

ScottDid she tell you the big news?

ScottIsn't she always?

KimKanye went to jail, they arrested him...and you know, you get to make one call in jail...so he called Mr. Chow's and ordered takeout to jail.

ScottWhy don’t we have the chemistry that Leo Dicaprio and Kate Winslet had in titanic?

ScottI’ll tell you one reason. ‘Cause we’re not in a movie!

KhloeBeing drunk adds value to everything else in life.

KourtneyI am sober. And life, when you can actually remember things, is really great. Like Sex is better sober.

KrisThis is from Jeff Kuntz. You need to go to an art class Khloe.

KhloeKim and I went to the best coffeehouse.

KhloeDo you guys ever want to take Viagra just to see what happens?

KhloeI just wonder, like, do you become a horny little toad?

KhloeMy mom cursed so much when we were little, I thought my name was Fuck.

This is my "I'm gonna fuck shit up" face.

ScottI'm about to spend $1,500 on a crib, I wanna make sure Rob can sleep in it too!