How I Met Your Mother

TedYou may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go.

BarneyI realized that I'm searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.

TedI used to be in such a hurry all the time. Everything was so urgent. Now I figure, if it's going to happen, it'll happen when it happens.

BlahblahRobin, how did you and Barney meet?

MarshallIf I could nail any celebrity, it would be Lily, because she's the star of my heart.

RobinIf you have chemistry, you only need one other thing. Timing. But timing is a bitch.

TedYou see, everyone's got some baggage. It's part of life. But like anything else, it's easier when someone gives you a hand with it.

BarneyWhatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.

BarneyThere are so many great things to do with the human mouth, why waste it on talking?

BarneyWhy is the Earth round? Why does the sun come up in the morning? What do I do for a living? There are some questions we're not meant to know the answer to.

TedYou want to talk about my top five? There's no top five, Robin! There's just a top one, and it's you.