Friends
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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Phoebe has impressive negotiation skills
PhoebeHow much is it?Jeweler$8600.PhoebeWe will give you $10. -
Why should I help you?
WayneJoey, I'll get you your job back if you help me out.JoeyWhy should I help you?ChandlerThe reason he just said.JoeyWhat do you need? -
The third day, Okay?
JoeyMonday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday...when day....what day? Thursday! The third day, Okay? -
How you doin?
RachelAnd that's Phoebe, and that's Joey.JoeyHey, how you doin'?RachelDON'T! -
Chandlers reaction is priceless
ChandlerWhen guys hang out, they don't just drink some beer and hammer up drywall.MonicaWhen girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear. I'm sorry. We do. -
We have something to tell you.
MonicaWe have something to tell you.JoeyOh, my God! You're pregnant!RachelAre you pregnant?MonicaNo, but I'm throwing this shirt away! -
Solid advice bros.
MonicaI never said I wanted to have babies and get married!ChandlerI was really confused... Then I talked to these guys.MonicaWho? Two divorces and Joey?JoeyShe's right you know? -
My best friend and my sister!
RossMy best friend and my sister. I cannot believe this!ChandlerWe're not just messing around. I love her.MonicaI'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.RossMy best friend and my sister. -
I know what you guys are going to say.
RossOkay, look, I know what you guys are going to say.PhoebeYou two would have very hairy children.RossAllright, I didn't know you would say that. -
Finally Chandler
ChandlerYou are so great. I love you.MonicaYou said you loved me. I can't believe this!ChandlerNo, I didn't! -
What do I do now?
RossWhat do I do now?JoeyYou play hard-to-get.RossShe already lives in London.JoeySo you go to Tokyo. -
How can you not care?
MonicaHow can you not care?JoeyLike this. -
What is that noise!?
RachelGET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?ChandlerYOU! -
Omg what happened!
MonicaI just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.RachelOh my God! What happened?MonicaSixty guests. -
I told you not to do it!
MonicaI told you not to go down there!JoeyBut he made Rachel cry!MonicaRachel always cries!RachelThat's not true! -
Love that line
RossYou are the one who ended it!RachelBecause I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you! -
Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?
ChandlerCan you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?MonicaOf course not.ChandlerI just wanted them to hear it from somebody else. -
Think about it
JoeyCome on, think about it. You're 18, okay? She's 44. When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.TrentWhat? You don't think I know that? -
I don't think Chandler is feeling better.
JoeyIf it makes you feel any better, I do it too.ChandlerReally?JoeyOh, yeah! I always picture your mom when I'm having sex. -
Only children will not understand
ChandlerOkay, you can have it.MonicaThere you go. Enjoy your coffee.ChandlerThat was there when I got here.