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If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants - Once you have a PhD
- Kids born in the year 2000
- My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.
- If humans could fly we'd consider it exercise
- The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches
- If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016
- You're literally listening to turkey calls.
- A vegan is gonna physically attack me?
- Look, a clock.
