Michael Scott Quotes from The Office
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It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.
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You and Jim are close, huh?“Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.”
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I'm going to start my own paper company.“Do you know the industry's in decline? I practically invented decline.”
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I'll fax it“I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for, okay? Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?”
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He knows how to get things.“He got me. Whoa! Sorry. Twice.”
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And look at where we are now.“If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war.”
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Force it in as deep as you can.“That's what she said.”
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I don't hate it.“I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible.”
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I am running away from my responsibilities.“And it feels good.”
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Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool.“Because they are un-understandable.”