Michael Scott Quotes from The Office
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When we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods“I have to know whether you're serious or not.”
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Dwight, you ignorant sl*!“The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression. Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?”
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Dwight, you ignorant sl*!“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
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I know a fair amount about fine food and drink.“This is a white.”
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What are those stains?“Blood, urine or semen. God, I hope it's urine.”
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Would I rather be feared or loved?“Both, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
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Do not drink and drive“Please, please, do not drink and drive because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.”