Michael Scott Quotes from The Office
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Does it?“"Webster's Dictionary" defines "wedding" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.”
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No one asked you anything ever.
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I'm not gonna cry over it.“I did that in the car on the way home.”
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Why are you the way that you are?“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
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Friends joke with one another“Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends do.”
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I feel like all my kids grew up“I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream!”
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I can't believe you came!“Michael, I can't believe you came! That's what she said.”
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Fool me once“Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice.. strike three.”
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We don't recycle.“Then why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors?”
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Do not let your imagination run out of control.“Michael, do not let your imagination run out of control. Well, that's easy for you to say. You have a bad imagination. It's stupid.”