Michael Scott Quotes from The Office
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I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam. “Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely.”
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It's a little early for ice cream.“Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think? It's never too early for ice cream, Jim.”
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I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.“Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.”
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Relatable“Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
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I'm not superstitious“I'm not superstitious, but... I'm a little-stitious.”
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You wanna hear a lie?“What? I think you're great. You're my best friend.”
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Maybe you would be more comfortable in your own office. “No, I like the attention.”
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I think you're over-thinking it.“I think you're under-thinking it.”
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Smudge and arrogant“Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant. I think he means smug. Arrogance. Michael, I'm just trying to... And there is our smudgeness.”
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Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?