Michael Scott Quotes from The Office
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Too much change is not a good thing.“Ask the climate.”
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No question about it.“I am ready to get hurt again.”
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Of all the idiots in all the idiot villages“Of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.”
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I am a victim of a hate crime.“That's not what a hate crime is. Well, I hated it a lot, okay?”
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No willpower“What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went ... I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.”
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You cheated on me?“When I specifically asked you not to?”
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Just tell him to call me as asap as possible.“Well. Just tell him to call me as asap as possible.”
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I knew exactly what to do“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”
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If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
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What do you think of roleplay?“It can be fun. Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy. It's a pretty common one. I just... I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.”