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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “I don't care about that prize. But I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to go away.” I don't care about that prize.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Can't make a good soup, can't do a handstand in a pool, can't spell the word lieutenant.” Can't make a good soup
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  • Tom Haverford and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “Oh, my God, those look great. And I bet they look even better on Ben's floor.” Oh, my God, those look great.
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  • Waitress and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Would you like any wine to start? Yes, and I'm gonna be direct and honest with you.” Would you like any wine to start?
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  • Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “My friend Jack and I used to fish this lake in the summer. One time, our boat almost tipped...” My friend Jack and I used to fish this lake in the summer.
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  • Ben Wyatt, Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “Okay, I have to ask this, I'm sorry, but how many legs did that dog have when...” Okay, I have to ask this
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  • Leslie Knope and Shauna Malwae-Tweep in Parks and Recreation: “Tough stuff. Are you posing? I don't have a photographer with me. Google Earth.” Tough stuff.
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  • April Ludgate and Bobby Newport in Parks and Recreation: “I've already been to space. I was the second person to walk on the moon. Buzz Aldrin.” I've already been to space.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “A vegan is gonna physically attack me? They're basically made of glass.” A vegan is gonna physically attack me?
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “Thank you so much, everyone. I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same, and if you spend more...” I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality.” If I had to have a stripper's name
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Look, a clock. We don't have that in America.” Look, a clock.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick! No froo-froo symbolism, just a good, simple...” The Ron Swanson book club.
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  • Rachel Lerpiss and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Are you a couple? No, tragically, we are both heterosexual.” Are you a couple?
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “I've never taken the high road. But I tell other people to. 'Cause then there's more room for me on the...” I've never taken the high road.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.” Dear frozen yogurt
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “Do we have to sit like this?” Do we have to sit like this?
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  • Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I'm making a mac and cheese pizza. Mac and cheese pizza! You're making that?” I'm making a mac and cheese pizza.
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  • Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “Ok I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.” I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “There are no consequences to my actions anymore. No matter what I do...literally nothing bad can happen to me.” There are no consequences to my actions
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