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When was the last time you showered? -
A Real Man -
A lie is just a great story -
When I let a day go by without talking to you -
I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? -
I appreciate your help -
I can't do this anymore. -
Just be yourself. Say something nice. -
You live in Ohio, right? -
Think of me as Yoda. -
You're staring at my boobs. -
The worst thing about texting is that once you send it -
You can't get over a woman until -
Do you wanna have dinner with me? -
I'm pregnant. -
What color are her eyes? -
Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect -
You dumped a porn star? -
Did you want me to kiss you? -
They're six minutes into the date.