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  • Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets.” Who is justice beaver?
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny, will you marry me? Oh my God. Yes!” Penny, will you marry me?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!” Homer on people
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  • Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “What exactly does the expression mean, Friends with Benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance?” Friends with benefits
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  • Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Googled in the UK” Googled in the UK
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  • Kevin and Vanessa in Kevin can wait: “Obviously, I am the thumb. Yeah, because you are the shortest and fattest.” Obviously, I am the thumb
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  • Erica Sinclair and Mrs. Sinclair in Stranger Things: “No wonder you only hang out with boys. Erica! Just the facts. [mouthing] Nerd.” Just the facts!
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “After years of being with Stan, I felt like finally a man who knows how to make a woman feel like a girl, and...” A man who knows how to make a woman feel like a girl
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  • Schmidt and Kim in New Girl: “I'm your employee. And I work harder than anyone. I'm the first one to show up every morning. No, you're not.” I work harder than anyone.
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Molecule” Molecule
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.” This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Condition? So to you people, being a woman is like having chronic diarrhea. Hey Doc, I'm not feeling well.” Condition?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.” Of all the idiots in all the idiot villages
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  • Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Has anybody seen my engagement ring? It's beautiful.”
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “I got a rash in my, you know, private area. Private? You get more traffic you're gonna have to...” Berta is not holding back
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  • Police Officer, Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I assume one of you is the father. I am. That's me. Actually, we're both the father.” I assume one of you is the father.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Hey David what'd you find? Sure half a carat is fine. Her freakishly small hands make anything look big.” Sure half a carat is fine
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn’t realize you were a cocksucker.” I knew you liked dick, Babs
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  • Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “[Dean drinks beer] Seriously? Dude, it’s like noon! Uh, well you drank all the coffee so...” Seriously? It's like noon
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  • Michael and Jason in The Good Place: “What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you? I’ll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I’ll...” It will never come
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