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I just want to be married again. -
Don't mess with me -
Do I regret it? -
Jason, talk to no one. -
Welcome to the real world. -
The answer to life's problems -
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it! -
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Strong dating skills -
Pine has no place in this loft! -
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Hey Bro -
Silent and unhappy -
Would an idiot do that? -
How did you get so smart? -
This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off. -
You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. -
The damage has been done. -
My gran could do better! -
You want to change your life? Change the way you think.