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I just want to be married again.
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Don't mess with me
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Do I regret it?
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Jason, talk to no one.
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Welcome to the real world.
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The answer to life's problems
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
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Strong dating skills
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Pine has no place in this loft!
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Hey Bro
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Silent and unhappy
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Would an idiot do that?
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How did you get so smart?
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This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
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You're looking at the master of leaving parties early.
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The damage has been done.
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My gran could do better!
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You want to change your life? Change the way you think.