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  • Donna Paulsen in Suits: “You're weird. You'll be my friend.” How I recruit my friends
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  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I want to do a documentary on my life and show all of this. Great idea.” Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I don't get lucky...I make my own luck!” I don't get lucky
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.” What's the point of going out?
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing in Friends: “One of my clients died on the massage table today. That's a little more relaxed than you want them...” Chandler over the top
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  • Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “I have so much to teach you about drinking. It's a three-year program. Graduate level. It begins immediately.” I have so much to teach you about drinking.
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Drug companies are a bit like High School Boyfriends. They're much more concerned about...” About drug companies
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  • Jack and Liz in 30 Rock: “Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.” A pleasant evening with a woman my age.
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  • Tony and Matt in After Life: “If I become an arsehole, and I do and say what the fuck I want for as long as I want, and then when it all gets too...” It's like a superpower.
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  • Selma Bouvier and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Lisa, it's time you learned the truth about men. They're pigs? The bitterness is strong in this one.” Truth about men
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen. Which half?” Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Come on, am I 19 or what? Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look...” Come on, am I 19 or what?
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  • Hank in Californication: “A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness” A morning of awkwardness
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  • Will Colbert, Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “We started a rumor. What rumor? Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!” We started a rumor.
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  • Missy Cooper and Mary Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I don't want to die. I've only kissed one boy so far. What? Relax. It was a long time ago.” I've only kissed one boy
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  • Jake Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Girls in my school think they can control the world just because they have boobs.” Girls in my school think they can control the world
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Hoochie hoops, too? The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho. Look how big mine are!” The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho
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  • Doug in Weeds: “How do you ask the woman that makes your kids’ lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How, Andy?” How Andy?
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  • Erlich Bachman and Richard Hendricks in Silicon Valley: “Let me explain something to you. Your whole life you've been an ugly chick but now...” Your whole life you've been an ugly chick
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Being popular is the most important thing in the world!” Being popular is the most important thing in the world!
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