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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “My whole life has been a complete waste of time. And there's so much more to go.” My whole life has been a complete waste of time.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life. And yet, I want them all. Is that irony?” Yes it is!
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  • Kramer in Seinfeld: “I said, If you're gonna kill yourself do it already and stop bothering me.” Just stop bothering me
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “For I am Constanza, lord of the idiots.” For I am Constanza, Lord of the idiots.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza in Seinfeld: “What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies.” Totally agree
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  • Marlene and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. You're a CASHIER!” I can't be with someone like you
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Guys with cats - I don't know.” Guys with cats
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know, I really-I've come to the conclusion that there are certain friends in your life, that they're just always...” Accept it!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle, just... That's why, at construction sites, they need those fences around it.” TRUE !!!!!!
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  • Police officer and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “We'll let you know if we find anything. You ever find anything? No.” We'll let you know
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “A wedding? There's a lot of people to mock.”
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “If you drop dead and then I shoot you you won’t die again. You can’t over die you can’t over dry.” Can't argue with that
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  • Iris in American Horror Story: “It's not about why die. It's about why continue to live.” Me on Mondays
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  • Darlene Conner and Roseanne Conner in Roseanne: “Mom, can I have some money? I don't know. Mom, can I have some money? I don't know.” Can I have some money?
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  • Fiona Goode and Cordelia Foxx in American Horror Story: “Crying over me. Isn't that the ultimate twist. I'm not crying over you. I'm crying for me.” I'm not crying over you.
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  • April Ludgate and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “You signed your real name to that letter? Of course I did. Whats gonna happen?” Ron about Veganism
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Sexual history? Epic and private.” Sexual history?
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Allergies? Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts.” Allergies?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.” Give 100%
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