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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer in Seinfeld: “Are you reading my VCR manual? Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.” Are you reading my VCR manual?
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Probably because this whole universe is against me.” Why you ask
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.” I've always been handicapped
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza in Seinfeld: “So he shaved his head for no reason? That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!” He shaved his head for no reason?
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  • Newman and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “They knew it wasn't me doing my route. How did they know? Too many people got their mail! I tried my best.” How did they know?
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Come on. I'm not difficult. I'm easy. Because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?” I'm not difficult. I'm easy.
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Mmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese. Sixty-four, sixty three…two, One.” Sixty-four slices of cheese
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  • Marge Simpson and Hans Moleman in The Simpsons: “Maybe I am insane. I mean, I am talking to myself. You are? Oh, I thought I’d made a friend.” Maybe I am insane
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  • Hans Moleman in The Simpsons: “Hello. This is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonising pain in...” Moleman in the Morning
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  • Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Itchy should’ve tied Scratchy’s tongue with a taunt-line hitch, not a sheet bend.” Cartoons don’t have to be 100% realistic
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  • Homer Simpson, Mother Simpson, Man and others in The Simpsons: “I thought you were dead. I thought you were dead. Well, dang blast it!” I thought you were dead
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  • Elaine dancing
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  • Kramer feeling good
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  • Kramer got swag
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  • Frank Costanza in Seinfeld: “You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?” Poor lonly hen
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I mean, she's giving and caring and generally concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.” She's giving and caring
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Look. You're a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more.” You're a nice guy,
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Basically what you saying is 95 percent of the population is undateable? Then how are all these...” 95 percent of the population is undateable
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends either.” Except you don't really have any black friends.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “She said: Looks aren't that important to her? I'd rather she hate me and think I was good looking.” She said what!?
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